*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
(via awesomepawesome64)
AWESOME PENGUIN
There comes a time in life when you have to let go of
all the pointless drama and the people who create it
and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely
on the good. After all, life's too short to be anything but happy.
all the pointless drama and the people who create it
and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely
on the good. After all, life's too short to be anything but happy.
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Oh God
(Source: brendonboredurie, via awesomepawesome64)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
(Source: yilk, via caitlin1564)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via simonmarshallcolfer)
tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA
I like this kid
he dies
(via lovesummermemories)
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
(Source: piglii, via bands-booksgalore)
